it's not really the beginning: help

if you're reading this, it's 8:46 PM on a Wednesday night (3/29/17) and I'm suffering because of the TED Talk

if you're still reading this, it's 2:07 PM on a Monday afternoon (4/3/17), and my talk is tomorrow. please help me.

if you're reading this again, i'm done the talk. it's been two days since it happened (4/4/17). today is 4/6/17. exciting stuff.